Where Was A Tsunami When We All Needed One?

May 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Pour a little battery acid in your Sanka and drink up, because you’re going to need it to deal with this skanktardian pig shit! Jesus-loving Christian Heidi Montag has a new broke ass home video out for her single “Blackout.” The title is fitting since Twit & Twat are in a permanent blackout.

This video makes Girls Gone Wild look like it was directed by Cecil B. DeMille. This cacaness ain’t even worth a box of Canels. Heidi can’t even do jazz hands, right!

They made this shit in Mexico, so I was going to make a joke about the oinky ills, but even the swine flu wouldn’t get near these two assholes. It said, “I’ll fucking pass” and moved right along.


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