Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which messy tabloid favorite who thinks she’s a rock-style icon (actually she just married shrewdly) is known for calling journalists in a pill-haze and ratting out her celebrity friends? She has some especially good stories about her famous pals The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child. (Ben Widdicombe VIA CDAN)

Is this even considered a blind item?! Who is Crackie Love, Wino Ryder and Drew Barrymore?

Which Oscar winner’s girlfriend won’t let him get to third base? She’s afraid of STDs. (Gatecrasher)

Jamie Foxx or Ernest Borgnine?

Which celeb parents tell their kid coke marks on the table after dinner parties are lines of baking powder used for cookie baking? (3am Girls)

Wait. That’s what my mom used to tell me…..My guess is Kerry Katona and her husband? And you’re supposed to lick the table after every serving. DUH.

While the breakup of this couple seemed amicable, behind the scenes… not so much. Party 1 blames the other for their career having stalled out while they were together. Party 2 works through friends to warn their ex-mate’s current dates about diseases they may contract through intimate contact. (Blind Gossip)

Vadge & Guy? Or Wonky & Benji?

Friday night at The Grove. Movie theatre is packed to see Obsessed. The lights are down, the movie is about half way, when a cell phone stars ringing. Not vibrating, but ringing. One of those really loud ringing ones for people who like to hear it from a mile away. Everyone is looking around to see who the culprit is. This used to be an A list, Oscar nominated movie actress who now really doesn’t work except for keeping her husband glued to her, starts digging through her purse. It is still ringing. She finally gets the phone out of the purse. What would you do if this were you? You would turn it off. Our actress, says, “Hello.” And then has a one minute conversation before hanging up. Yeah, I can’t wait to see her at the premiere of the next movie her husband does, and get everyone to start talking on their cell phones (CDAN)

Why none other than Tess McGill aka Mrs. Antonio Banderas? TMZ had a clip on their show of Melanie acting a fool while leaving The Grove on Friday. PROOF!