Quote From A Bong Water Drinker

April 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Don’t ask Matthew McConaughey to play “pin the peen on the chocha,” because you could be there for a while. Matthew tells Elle Magazine, “From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? —I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time.”

Jeezum! Matthew still doesn’t know, does he? He still has to go in with a compass, a flashlight hat and a flare gun.

And don’t even make the joke about Asians having horizontal slits! Do not! I’m half Asian and my no-no sits straight up! Sank you very much!

VIA OK! Magazine

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