The Photoshop Awards: Eminem On XXL

April 14, 2009 / Posted by:

I realize that XXL wanted to make Eminem as The Punisher as menacing as possible, but I feel like I need to file a restraining order against this cover. Bitch has “I’m gonna butt rape you” eyes. Couldn’t they have used the “kittens and rainbows” tool over his mug, so he looks less like he wants to rip a bitch’s cheek off with his teeth.

After this picture was taken, the tattoo of his little girl started crying, because she was scared too.

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