Open Post: Hosted By Jacko’s Comeback

March 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Hold on to your boys, London, because the sexiest white lady in the game (sorry Brit Brit) is going to take your town by storm! Lady Jacko fluffed up his Valentine by Raquel Welch wig, made sure his nose was on straight and sashayed up to the podium to announce the start of his This Is It concert at the O2 arena in London. Jacko will begin performances on July 9th. 10 shows will go on sale March 13th, but more may be added depending on how that shit sells. Jacko announced it would be his last concerts in London.

If I got a shot of Jesus Juice every time Jacko said “this is it” to his plastic surgeon, I’d be touching myself day and night.

I really don’t know if Jacko’s nose can take all that grinding and thrusting! Jacko better have an official nose replacer waiting in the wings at all times just in case. And since when did Jacko’s chin have the butt of a 7-year-old boy on it. Has it always looked like that?

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