I Wonder If Chris Hansen Is Hiding In The Bushes?

Since Billy Ray is too busy spending Miley’s money on Skoal and pickled pigs feet, he doesn’t have any time to make sure his prostitot’s titties aren’t flopping out like a lot lizard on the run from the po po.

Here’s Hannah Slutana spending some quality time with her assigned big brother from The Boys and Girls Club of America. Oh, what’s that you say? That’s her grown ass playmate Justin Gaston? Looks like they’re sharing a tender moment sponsored by PedoBar.

I wonder if he has to report to the authorities every time he changes his address or is banned from living 1000 yards from a school. Yes, I’d hit that shit until his peen put up a white flag and called mercy, but Justin still ain’t right. All together now: IT’S STILL A FELONY! And these pictures would look so much hotter if Miley was nowhere to be seen and Justin was in a banana thong.