Dumb Bitches Of The Day

February 27, 2009 / Posted by:

I understand that IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has gotta do what they gotta do to pay off their meth bill and keep the MD 20/20 fully stocked in their trailer cooler. But, if you’re going to trade your kids in for some shit, at least be smart about it!

You see, 51-year-old Donna Greenwell of Louisiana, the beauty queen on the left, tried to trade two kids for $175 and a $1500 cockatoo. The bitches she was going to trade with are the supermodels on the right, Paul and Brandy Romero. Cops say that Donna is not the mother of the 4-year-old and 5-year-old kid she was trying to get some coin for. One of the detectives on the case said, “The Romeros had good intentions from what we see. They really wanted to take care of the kids.

The trade was all done by phone after Donna, a trucker with a criminal record, spotted a flier at a livestock barn selling a cockatoo for $1,500. Donna originally wanted to sell the kids to the Romeros for $2000, but when they said they couldn’t pay that, she said she would take the bird as payment.

Okay, this is what I don’t understand. Why in beauty sleep hell would you trade in noisy for noisy? That doesn’t make any sense to me. I’d trade in two kids for a cock or two, but not a loud ass cockatoo. Dumb bitches all around!

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