This little interview of Blohan on Oscar night reminds me of conversations I’ve had with bitches riding high on the Colombia Express. Seriously, I’m waiting for Candy Finnigan from Intervention to pop up in the back with a plane ticket. Bitch has got the white shit jitters.
Blohan talked to E! about all the EXCITING projects she’s working on (aka all the stupid ideas she came up with while holding a meeting around a mirror on a coffee table). Blohan is working on a spray tan for Sephora and a diamond line. That diamond she’s wearing is made out of coke, right? Just cut and snort. It’s kind of genius. And her spray tan is also going to be mixed with computer duster so you can really look like you have walked on sunshine. Also genius.
Blohan also showed off her matching “shhhh…” tattoo she got on her finger with Lily Allen. She said it’s a “female empowerment thing.” No. it’s a “dumb fuck cokehead thing.”
And here’s some “Feed the Junkie” photos of Blohan taken by Hedi Slimane. This skeezy ass photo shoot looks like it was payment for an 8-ball. Candy Finnigan, please come get this skank!