Surprise, Surprise

Well, wouldn’t you fucking know it. Terrence Howard has a little history of busting a ho’s ass. It’s not really ass-bursting shocking since Terry was one of the lone whores who came to Chris Brown’s defense by initially saying “It’s just life!” Bitch later said he was sorry for saying that mess. But yeah, it is just life to Terrence, because he also pulled an Ike Turner on his estranged wife in 2001 in Pennsylvania.

See, this is why you don’t say shit, because you know someone is going to go and dig out an old ass mug shot with the story that goes along with that precious picture. Speaking of, doesn’t it look like that’s a kindergartner-made cardboard keyboard in his mug shot? Anyway, The Smoking Gun has all the details:

According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the actor warned, “Don’t disrespect me by hanging up on me or I’ll come over and hurt you.” McCommas then “hung up and contacted 911 fearing Howard was serious.”

While McCommas was speaking with a police dispatcher, Howard “showed up at the victim’s residence and began breaking the door down.” McCommas ran to the rear of the house and into the backyard. Howard then “broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim’s left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face.”

The attack was broken up by Howard’s brother, who responded to McCommas’s house after he “saw Howard storm out of their house to go to the victim’s house.” When a Whitemarsh cop responded to the scene, Howard admitted, “I broke the door down and hit my wife.” A second officer noted there was “fresh damage to the front door and marks on the victim’s face and arm from being struck.”

Terry was charged with a bunch of shit including simple assault, terroristic threats, harassment and stalking. He pleaded guilty in 2002.

Why do I picture him saying, “Don’t disrespect me by hanging up on me or I’ll come over and hurt you” while sniffing on a baby wipe? And that shit is serious when he beat down a door and broke through a screen door. A bitch not only needs to keep baby wipes in stock when she’s dating Terry, but she’s also got to keep alcohol wipes.

And now, the ball is in Roseanne’s court. You know she’s going to take that ball, roll it in glue, sprinkle broken glass all over it and then chuck that shit at Terry.