Morning Wood

February 6, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

This must be a cruel joke: Ryan Reynolds is fully clothed on the cover of Men’s Health. Eff clothes! – Socialite Life

Why did Salma Hayek cover up her chichis with some fugly pilgrim shit? – ICYDK

Tommy Girl never knows what the hell he’s talking about – Holy Moly!

Kristen Stewart obviously knows her way around a bong – Celebslam

35-year-old Paul Walker isn’t marrying the 19-year-old girl he’s been dating since she was 16… PedoBear approved! – UsWeekly

90210 is taking over the Twilight sequel – The Frisky

Don’t ever fall asleep around Dominique Fisher – Scandalist

Stephen Colbert and James Lipton channel Christian Bale – Celebitchy

Surprisingly, Nicole Kidman does not look like she’s made out of recycled Tupperware bowls on Australia’s new stamp – I’m Not Obsessed

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