Would You Motorboat?
February 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Look at those furry titty balls! It’s a good thing Jesse Metcalfe didn’t cover up his bodacious chichis with a bra top. That way we can see them in all their glory. I just wish we could see those moobies in action. I bet they touch the sky when he bounces up and down.
Don’t you just want to stick your face in his tig ol’ bitties!? Or you can stick your bottle of Bud in between them while you give him a belly raspberry. I bet they even lactate! Leche fountain!
Bitch can go back to Desperate Houswives and work as Eva LongWHORIA’s chichi double if he ever needs the money.
And Jesse’s jugs o’ plenty almost distract from his tattoos courtesy of Summer’s Eve.
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