Why Can’t We Just Let Kanye Be Great?!!!!!!

January 22, 2009 / Posted by:

I was just about to post some shit that Kanye West supposedly told King Magazine about wanting to do a porn scene with a chick and another dude. I decided to skip on over to his blog first and my eyes hit the keyboard when this shit came up. I seriously never get used to Kanye’s bright blue, CAPS-filled fuckery sprinkled with millions of exclamation points. Never. This shit is like one of those posters from the 80s that if you started long enough at, you’d see a dolphin jumping through the ocean or some shit. Everyone would always shout “I see it! I see it!” But I never would. Cruel.

Let me break down Kanye’s rant for you. Earlier today, AVN posted this quote by Kanye to King: I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but fuck it. I’m open to doing porn. Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes – myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women.”

The article is now gone from AVN’s website. I guess it was all made up and Kanye thinks everyone is out to get him. We’re all huddled in a dark room together, plotting ways to bring him down. Bitches don’t need to make up some shit about him doing porn in order to destroy him. All you have to do is remove the caps lock key from his MacBook Air. He would explode in 3…2…

And a Kanye West porn would be a total bust. That money shot would be worth about 2 cents. Kanye would make whoever was doing the scene with him wear a Kanye West mask so he could bust one. Then right when he was about to bring it home, he’d shout, “I’M THE CUMMER OF THIS GENERATION!!!!!1!111”

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