Afternoon Crumbs

December 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

What’s the number to CPS?! Salma Hayek is holding an unlit cigarette in her mouth around her child! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ashley Jizzdale and her clit nose on Self Magazine – Egotastic!

Kelly Rowland still exists! – Just Jared

Somebody tell Katie Holmes that the 90s ended a while ago – Lainey Gossip

Beards, beards, beards galore in Portland – Towleroad

Jakey, Reese and RDJ’s Ojai orgy – Popsugar

A lot of dumb fucks googled Kim Kardashian this year – Hollywood Tuna

Brit’s probably just trying to get out the old Cheeto residue – Hollywood Rag

Another HoHan upskirt! – Cityrag

Gis and Tom Brady are not engaged…. – I’m Not Obsessed

But Zooey Deschanel is – ICYDK

The Dancing with the Has-Beens curse continues – SOW

Shocking! One of John Mayer’s favorite things does not include famewhoring – Socialite Life

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