Nuzzling Is Not The New Canoodling

December 8, 2008 / Posted by:

HoHan was on the hunt last week and set her cokey eyes on the raggedy piece of chewed-up man meat known as Sean Penn. According to Fox News’ Roger Friedman, HoHan showed up solo to a private dinner for the movie “Milk” at NYC’s John Dory restaurant last week. Some witness type said HoHan slid next to Sean and they “nuzzled.” I wish the witness type would’ve said “canoodling.” The word “nuzzled” should not be allowed anywhere near HoHan or Sean Penn. The word “nuzzled” was only meant for the Shina Ibu Live Cam Puppies and nothing else!

Besides, Sean and HoHan weren’t really nuzzling. HoHan probably sniffed out some of the white shit and her nose led her directly to Sean. She got close so that she could snort the booger sugar directly from his nose. The ho thinks she’s slick.

In other fauxmosexual news, HoHan once again wrote on her MySpace blog that she has not broken up with SamRo. YES, we get it. You two are still playing clit hockey. No need to say it ten million times. HoHan also declared her love for writing! Here’s a little bit of her post:

i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong… wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on. which is so much more fun!

Writing? Is that what she calls it? The ho abuses commas more than I do and that’s saying a lot. Seriously, coke blogging is not the way to go.

And here’s this generation’s Virginia Woolf at the Farmer’s Market in L.A. yesterday.

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