Dollhouse Dude Is Sad

October 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Dollhouse Dude is feeling lonely and depressed today for many reasons. Brit Brit’s driving without a license case has been declared a mistrial. If there was a verdict, a big press conference would have taken place and Dollhouse Dude would have been given the opportunity to crash it with his world class comedy act. He’s also weepy, because he barely made a cameo during this entire trial. It’s just not a Brit Brit case without him. No wonder the jury couldn’t come to a verdict, they knew it just didn’t feel right without DD around.

So yeah, the jury came back today with a 10/2 split. The majority voted she was not-guilty for driving without a valid CA drivers license. If found guilty, she would have faced six months in the clink and a $1,000 fine.

Brit Brit didn’t make an appearance during the entire trial. Even if she did, she wouldn’t have really been there anyway. She would have been dancing through the Frapp clouds with Chester Cheetah. Being hopped up on delicious dolls does that to you.

It’s now up to the prosecution to decide if they are going to try her again. They must try her again! Dollhouse Dude’s fate depends on it!

UPDATE: A judge has dismissed the entire case. DOLLHOUSE DUDE IS DEVASTATED!!!

Source – Image: Wenn

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