Morning Wood
October 1, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
EARS!!!! I think Michael Phelps’ wax statue heard that – Popbytes
Janet Jackson cancels two shows due to her mystery illness – ICYDK
Russell Crowe sucks at math, but he’s good at eating – Celebitchy
Try and look busy. Saint Angelina is coming to the States next week – I’m Not Obsessed
Whitney Port’s clothing line is ugly – Mollygood
Dominic Purcell checks himself out – A Socialite’s Life
Naomi Campbell blames 9/11 for her own fuckery – Holy Moly!
Did Drew Barrymore and Chuck Bass fake it? – SOW
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