CoCo, Step Away From The Ron Jeremy

June 27, 2008 / Posted by:

CoCo does not need to be fraternizing with the pornbear known as Ron Jeremy! She must maintain her image as a sophisticated, all-natural, innocent and elegant beauty. No wonder her chichis look like they were involved in a 6-man pile-up. The sin stank from Ron Jeremy is damaging her precious tittays.

You know what’s even worse than Ron Jeremy? The CROCS on his feet. CROCS! A porn bear in CROCS. I’ve seen it all. I’m surprised CoCo’s expensive bootleg Louboutins aren’t melting from being so close to Ron’s silicone asshole shoes.

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