The Wino Is Out!

June 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino’s smiling because she’s off to smoke more crack and feast on ice pops or maybe it’s smoke ice pops and feast on crack. Either or! Anyway, Wino left the hospital yesterday to begin rehearsals for Nelson Mandela’s birfday celebration in London’s Hyde Park this weekend. Nelson is a big fan of her heroin shake and intermission bumps during songs.

Wino was released just a few days after her daddy told reporters she had emphysema. Wino’s spokesbitch is singing a different tune today.

Her bitch told AP that Wino doesn’t have emphysema, “She is not diagnosed with full-blown emphysema, but instead has early signs of what could lead to emphysema.” Mitch Wino later backtracked his statements and admitted she didn’t have full-blown emphysema, but could get worse if she doesn’t stop smoking and druggin’. Basically, she’s got crackmonia. And Mitch Wino needs to sit down, shut the hell up and smoke some of his daughter’s crack!

My little Crackie of Camden. What a beautiful fucking mess she is. I wish I could turn her into a Tamagotchi, carry her around in my pocket and take care of her. Crackagotchi! She can eat ice pops all day, scream for Blaaaake and hide small animals in her crackhive.

Wino almost threw up her lungs, but she’s already back to smoking! Seriously, this mess of a ho will be back in the hospital next week for getting the crack pipe stuck in her vagina or something like that.

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