Cheryl Burke Wishes!

There was some internet rumor going around that Cheryl Burke was sucking face with Gerard Butler at Eva LongWhoria’s restaurant the other night. Sucio! Making out with Cheryl Burke would be like making out with a wet mop. I can’t stand this bitch! It’s mostly the hair. That muppet mop has to go. I want to rip it out and then wipe her smug face with hit. Phew. I’m glad I got that out.

So….Cheryl called in to Ryan Gaycrest’s show on KIIS-FM show this morning and played coy. I told you the trick was smug. Ryan asked her about the kiss and she said, “Who’s Gerard Butler?…You know, everyone says hello and goodbye and kisses each other. Don’t you, Ryan?…[Gerard] actually lives in my apartment building. And we’ve been friends for, you know, a few months…so does Cristían [de la Fuente]. We all live in the same apartment building…weird, huh?”

Honestly, I don’t think Gerard is sucking face with mop head. I think he’s sucking face with another Dancing with the Stars whore. Here’s photographic evidence from a few weeks ago. Gerard left some bar with 80s Ken doll, Derek Hough. You can feel the heat. Derek is walking a few steps behind Gerard like any good bottom should.