The Bachelor: This Is A Shocking Confrontation?

April 15, 2008 / Posted by:

We need to invite the producers of “The Bachelor” over for a viewing party of “Rock of Love” and “Flavor of Love,” because they have no idea what a major reality skank fight looks like. The clip above was billed as “the most shocking confrontation in Bachelor history.” I have arguments like this on a daily basis with the dude who works at my local deli. WALK OFF!

This not-so-shocking argument went down between Marshana and the other girls, because they really had nothing else better to do. Marshana got pissed, because her “character was called into question” after Chelsea accused her of not wanting to be there. Marshana did get pretty upset. I thought her ten-head was going to turn into a twenty-head. Shayne weakly tried to purr Marshana away from the fight.

Shayne reminds me more and more of Nermal from Garfield. She totally thinks she’s the “cutest pussy in the world.” Okay, she is.

Marshana is pretty hot though. Anybody that has the ability to say, “I am a great person. I am nice, I am friendly, I am loving, I am so giving and thoughtful and charitable. I am a great person and nobody can convince me otherwise” is delusional enough to be pretty fun at parties. Sadly, Matt didn’t agree with me about Marshana being hot and he sent her back to Brooklyn.

The look on Robin’s face after she was eliminated with Marshana could kill kittens. I was waiting for her to pull Matt’s heart out of his body. Instead, Robin tried to be some sort of diva and threw Matt an icy stare before saying “Bonsoir.”

Next week is going to be soooo good. Lorenzo Lamos on The Bachelor equals GOLD! This is his greatest credit since “Air America.”

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