The Search For Wonky’s Fake Best Friend Is Underway

April 10, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

While Parasite Hilton spreads her disease through Europe, casting calls are taking place for her new MTV reality show. OK! Magazine reports that a casting call in NYC recently brought out a total of 40 wannabe fake friends of Wonky. Organizers of the call were expecting a larger turnout.

A source said, “There were girls wearing matching pastel prom dresses with Swarovski crystal pendants and updos, ghetto-fabulous girls and two goth-inspired girls with bleach blonde hair, pale makeup, eyelash extensions and leather clothing.” That sounds like…….hell. Worse than hell.

If you haven’t checked out the homepage for the show, you must. It’s where people upload their pictures and profiles to be considered for the show. Every now and again magic happens and some hot bitch will post a disgusting picture of an open butt hole or something like that. An open butt hole is the perfect BFF for Paris.

Here’s some pics of Paris and Boy George in London today showing off their bowel movement and pussy hole rings to a bunch of people that probably could give an eff.

Tags: Paris Hilton

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