Rock Of Love 2: The Queen Has Returned

Heather has given me a reason to get excited about Rock of Love 2 again. I was quickly falling off that show, but her return has made it worth watching again. She’s back where she belongs. Heather was brought in to help Bret Michaels weed out the fake ass bitches from the show. It quickly turned into a boozefest, because if you’re going to party with Heather then you’re going to drink. The innocent bitch of the house, Jessica, couldn’t keep up and she was soon barfing in a wastebasket. Now that’s the Rock of Love I’ve come to know and love!

The skanks in the house also got a few other visitors. Their ex-boyfriends and friends showed up to hang out with Bret, so he could learn more about them. We learned that Daisy Duck is still living with her ex-boyfriend. I’m sorry, but her ex-man is fucking hot. Daisy cried to Heather about it and she really shouldn’t cry. She looks even more like a duck when she turns on the tears.

Megan’s ex also revealed to Bret that she was on “Beauty and the Geek.” Bret felt that she might be using him to further her career. WHAT CAREER? Her career is being a reality show slut, so she’s doing her job. Damn Bret, don’t judge. Thankfully, Bret quickly let Megan go. I was sick of looking at her “made for cum” face.

Below is a clip of Jessica’s pukefest.