Kate Beckinsale: “I’d Rather Eat Vagina Than Sushi”

Kate Beckinsale really hates sushi. Kate recently told a magazine that she would rather eat pussy than eat sushi.

Moviefone asked her to elaborate and she said, “I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, ‘What’s the matter with you?’ But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.”

Sounds to me like bitch has been eating some rank ass sushi. She’s alone on this one. At least sushi doesn’t squirt lady juice all over your mouth. Sushi also doesn’t get yeast infections. Have you seen yeast infection tongue? Barf.