STFU Mitch Wino

March 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino’s daddy, Mitch Wino, just won’t shut up. He keeps blabbing and blabbbing and blabbing. Wino needs to give him a hit of her crack. Maybe it will shut him up. So, Mitch had an interview with the BBC where he said that Amy’s suffering might be a result of a lengthy affair he had for most of her childhood. He said that he began effing a colleague a couple of years after Wino was born. The affair started in 1985 and he married his mistress in 1996. He said his wife Janis and the kids knew about the affair for a long time.

He said, “I should have left earlier, I should have left sooner. There was not really a negative response from Amy (when I left), but she definitely became a lot more independent. Perhaps deep down she felt her parents were splitting up, she could not rely on them to stay together and that it was about time she learned to look after herself. I thought Amy was over it pretty quickly – in fact it felt at the time Amy felt no effect at all. Maybe she could not articulate it in words, but she certainly did it with music.

Mitch said he has since made amends with Wino. She probably can’t remember anything about her childhood, because the heroin has eaten away all her memories. Speaking of heroin, Mitch said that her drug abuse caused a massive seizure and that’s what forced her to get help. “She could die horribly. That is not going to happen – that cannot happen.”

We get it Mitch! Wino is fucked up and it’s because you couldn’t keep your burrito dick in your pants. Mitch totally has a burrito dick. You know it. Next up, Mitch is going to blame Wino’s problems on the crimped hair Barbie doll he never got her for Christmas. If only he had given her that doll, she might not be a superstar druggie.

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