“The Flu”

Janet Jackson was taken to Cedars-Sinai yesterday after she complained about having trouble breathing. Her rep told UsWeekly that she’s being treated for the flu, “Janet is fine. She’s just battling this flu like everyone else.”

Uh…huh…more like getting her stomach wet vacced and another half-inch taken off her nose. Seriously, though this flu is not right. I’ve heard of people not being able to walk, because of the flu. The flu has fucked them so hard they can’t walk straight.

Anyway, Janet is also planning to work on a diet book to help people control their weight. She recently said, “It takes you through those moments in my life up ’til now and what worked for me. And hopefully within that, if it doesn’t work for them, maybe they’ll find something that does work for them and a nice place for them to be content with who they are.”

Janet’s weight-loss book will consist of one sentence, “Get a rib removed.”