They Are Shooting Her From The Wrong Side

February 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Kim Kardashian’s ass is the real star of the show and that camera dude should know better. It takes a lot of Spanx to get your ass looking like that. I just to slap it and watch it jiggle and then slap it again and watch it jiggle. I could do it over and over again. Like a cat with his favorite toy. I would be afraid that one false slap would cause her to fart in my face.

You know, every time I see this chick I think of those annoying spammers that have infiltrated the comments of every single site. You have to know what I’m talking about. They leave shit like, “She is a very attractive girl. So pretty. I saw her profile on millionairelovelies.com” or something like that.

I think of Kim, because for once those spammers are probably right. Her profile is probably on that site!

Tags: Kim Kardashian

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