Xtina’s Isn’t Worth Much

January 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Xtina was in negotations with OK! Magazine for the exclusive picture rights of her new baby, Max. The deal reportedly fell through, because the magazine wouldn’t give Xtina the full cover. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that OK! published Xtina’s wedding pictures and that shit didn’t sell very well. Neither did her Marie Claire cover. That didn’t sell, because people were too busy throwing up. It’s kind of difficult to throw up and pay for something at the same time. I’ve tried to do it at the bar several times and it just doesn’t work out. People stare at you.

A source said, “Christina has an inflated sense of her own value and seems to expect an extortionate amount of money for these baby pictures. I’m not sure OK! or much of the industry thinks is a dollar figure that’s worth it. … She hasn’t proven to be a real seller.” The source also claims that any Xtina is also demanding that any magazine that runs her baby photos cannot run Nicole Richie’s baby photos. Xtina can’t stand the girl. The source also said that Max isn’t really ready for “primetime.” Does that mean he’s ugly? Yo baby’s ugly!

I think the whole selling your baby pictures thing is over. It’s played out. The new thing is to get your newborn a reality show. He can’t talk or shit on the toilet, but he still can be on TV! I’m thinking a cross between “Flavor of Love” and “Supernanny.” They can bring in chicks to battle it out to be your baby’s nanny. Think of the money and exposure!

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