Walk It Off, Bitch!

September 25, 2007 / Posted by:
The Clooney and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson, showed up a little bruised and battered to the NYC premiere of his movie "Michael Clayton" last night. In case you were busy jacking it to old Facts of Life episodes starring George this past weekened, he was involved in a motorcycle accident with Sarah. Sarah suffered a broken foot and Clooney suffered a broken rib.
Damn! Did all the wheelchairs at the venue get rented up or something? He's probably telling her "Walk bitch walk! I think Bradley Pitt is here and I need to see some of that action. Move it!"
It's hard being Georgie's beard. He makes you work for your money.
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