Poor Anna Nicole
August 31, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Yesterday evening was the premiere of the movie "Anna Nicole" which stars Willa Ford as the title character. Willa didn't show, but other major A-listers did. Bobby Trendy who plays himself in the film showed as did Chyna Doll and Mary Carey. Get my sunglasses, I'm blind from all this star power.
Chyna actually doesn't look half bad and by half bad I mean she doesn't look like she's sporting a ten-inch dick anymore. Mary is a mess and thinks she's Marilyn Monroe, but she's not even as hot as Marilyn Manson. Bobby…well Bobby is Bobby.
I'm still trying to figure out which one of these three has the vag.
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