Kate Moss Gets Some Wood

July 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Kate Moss is so heartbroken over her relationship finally ending with Dreamboat Petey Doherty that she's moved in with Ronnie Wood and his wife, Jo.
A source said, "Ronnie and Kate have a history of partying together so it's unusual that they are having some quiet time."

"Kate is washing her hair of Pete, and Ronnie and his wife Jo have been taking her mind off things. He's on the wagon and that is great for her."

Ronnie, 60, confessed to drinking eight pints of Guinness, two bottles of vodka and a bottle of Sambuca every day. Lightweight. Ronnie is clean now.

Threesome! Please, Kate is dickmatized by Petey which is strange, because I'm sure Petey's wang has shrunk back into his body from all the crack he's done. Crack dick is not hot. Kate will be back with Pete by the middle of August. Trust.


Thanks Reno



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