You Know It’s Bad When People Think You’re a Bigger Mess Than Paris Hilton

January 16, 2007 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton has been given a job that Britney Spears was considered for. Paris has been given a spot in an ad for the NFL that will air during the Superbowl. Britney was in consideration to star in the ad, but was apparently passed up because she’s a huge mess.

Sources say, “She’s too much of a train wreck. Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.”

Oh snap! Here’s Paris at GG parties last night with her new boyfriend. You know that old man’s dentures were in her pussy by the end of the night! She’s also seen here with Elliot Mitnz and Vanessa Manillowhatevs.


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