GQ named Lindsay Lohan its “Obsession of the Year” and she celebrated by opening her legs and bending over for a photoshoot. She also had a little interview where she basically was a smart ass the entire time. It’s the coke talking.
GQ: Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.
Blo: It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.
GQ: And then what do you do at night?
Blo: Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.
GQ: Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?
Blo: No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me.
GQ: After computer time, when do you go to bed?
Blo: No later than 9:30 p.m.—ever. On a good night, it’s eight fifteen.
Ok those answers were a little funny, but I still want to punch her in the bagina. Homegirl needs to go away for a few years, detox and get her shit together. She should also never talk to her whore mother again and stay away from her dad. That’s just my two cents and she should keep her damn legs closed.