Vanna White Will Host “Wheel Of Fortune” While Pat Sajak Recovers From Emergency Surgery

Wheel of Fortune is back in the news, and not just because it’s become the go-to place for Americans to fake dramatic revelations about the state of their loveless marriages. We obviously need to gather ’round our beloved game show hosts (despite their wacky politics, *ahem*) with prayer circles and beseech our deities to keep them safe! As we know, Jeopardy’s Alex Trebek is bravely battling cancer, and now People reports that Pat “Anti Ketchup Fascism” Sajak had to undergo emergency surgery this week for a blocked intestine.

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Open Post: Hosted By A Getting Done In By A “Gold Shower”

A Wheel of Fortune contestant guessed incorrectly on a puzzle on Thursday night’s episode and lost her chance at a win. Those of you out there that are into pee, well, urine luck! Contestant Melanie gave the audience a poorly hidden shoutout to a sexual kink that involves not bothering to do the pee-pee dance and letting forth a stream of golden treasure! via Page Six, the puzzle read “BRIDAL & _OLD SHOWER”.

After choosing “G,” Melanie told the show’s host, Pat Sajak, that she was ready to solve the puzzle and guessed, “Bridal & gold shower.”

Vanna White managed not to side-eye kinky Melanie, and Pat Sajak kept his composure. He probably wouldn’t have if she went for the full-on “golden shower.” Melanie’s win, however, did go down the toilet.

Melanie’s “golden shower” faux pas then gave contestant Jenn the chance to solve the puzzle correctly, completing the phrase “Bridal & cold shower.”

In the clip below, the contestants sort of giggle afterward and Pat seems a little unsure what to do but they get through it. If the camera hadn’t shown the contestants after Melanie’s pissy guess, you would have thought it was “Kardashian Family Week” on Wheel and that Kim Kardashian had suddenly changed her name to “Melanie”.

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