Chris Rock Has Been In Therapy Seven Hours A Week Since The Pandemic Began

I’m sick to death of these rich ass celebrities out here throwing their money away on frivolous bullshit and then rubbing it in our faces! We didn’t need to know about Drake’s $750K erotic timepeice, Cardi B’s baby’s birkin bag filled with diamond choking hazards or Giselle Bundchen’s $2M Eco-warrior yacht and we certainly don’t need to hear that Chris Rock has been blowing his chuckle-bucks on hours upon hours of weekly psychotherapy! We get it, you’re very wealthy! Leave us poors to our sex-less Tuesday Morning wall-clocks, plastic Target bags filled with plastic Target bags, buoyant turds that won’t flush, and hours upon hours of free weekly “psychotherapy” as we project our issues while screaming at the TV during reality show reunion specials, dammit!

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