Category: TMI
Lena Dunham Posed Nude To Celebrate Her 9-Month Hysterectomy-versary
I’ll just go on ahead and tell you, Lena Dunham’s uterus was named Judy. Judy used to room in Lena’s womb. Hell, Judy WAS Lena’s womb. That is until Judy was evicted back in November for throwing all kinds of parties up in Lena’s insides and generally making a huge mess of things. It’s now been 9 months since the cop docs (that’s doctors dressed up like cops, or, cops dressed up like doctors. Picture your preference) had to drag Judy, kicking and screaming, out of the house. I’ll just go on ahead and tell you, Lena celebrated the anniversary of Judy’s demise (can you even call it an anniversary if you are counting in months?) by posing naked on Instagram. As one does. Oh, and she got a tattoo on her ribs that reads “RIP Judy”. As one does.
Why God Why: A “Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood” Tale About Leaky Asses
Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood star Teairra Mari isn’t ashamed to let you know that she has a leaky ass. She recently, um, opened up about her struggles on show’s set. On a recent VH1 special, Teairra, as reported on The Jasmine Brand, said:
Yeah my butt might’ve been leaking but it was leaking fat. It wasn’t leaking no fake, prosthetic s***. But I still got a nice a** and you better know it.