Tina Fey Is A Maverick

I think a lot of us are only watching “SNL” to see Tina Fey do Sarah Palin. Or is it Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin doing Tina Fey? Yeah, that’s probably it. Well, Tina made her third appearance as Palin last night and was triumphant yet again! On a sidenote, who is this Joe Sixpack bitch and can I get his number? He sounds kind of hot.

Hopefully, Queen Latifah rewarded herself with a big helping of coochie pie, because she was pretty hilarious too. Or maybe I was just wasted, which would explain why I stuck around to watch the second skit. I’m glad I did, because Kristen Wiig once again proved why she is the funniest bitch on that show. I’m tempted to dress up as “Judy” for Halloween, but everyone would probably think I was dressing up as Nicole Kidman. Clip below:

BABY HANDS!!!

Tina Fey Is Back For More

Tina Fey once again put on a pair of rimless glasses to play the hockey mom from Alaska Sarah Palin on last night’s SNL. This time, Amy Poehler played the blink-happy and glossy-lipped Katie Couric. I didn’t realize how blinky Katie was during the Palin interview until Amy pointed it out last night. Seriously. Katie needs to bathe her eyeballs in Visine. And when is Amy going to play Cindy McCain already?! She can hide her baby bump with a medicine cabinet. I’m waaaitttting…

Above is the always amazing Tina Fey once again stealing the show. Although, that’s not hard to do. The rest of SNL was….well…..I already blacked it out.

Oh and Bono IS the King of Ireland!

Fey As Palin

In case you missed it, here’s the one and only Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live” last night. Fey seriously became Palin! This whole skit was made of magic. Yes, I was drunk when I first watched it, but I saw it again this morning and still giggled like Tommy Girl getting his feetsies tickled by John Travolta.

I could have watched these two all morning. Tina should win an Emmy for her posing skills alone. Why didn’t I learn that shit at Barbizon?! Anybonerkiller, watch that shit if you haven’t already.

SNL should have ended right after Tina and Amy’s skit, because the rest of it was pretty bleak. I mean, we were told that Michael Phelps hosted, but he pretty much disappeared after his first monologue. They put him in the corner and gave him like 3 lines to spout. The only time I laughed was when Kristen Wiig was on the screen. The woman saves every fucking skit she’s in. Nobody does “slow person in need of an exorcism” quite like Kristen.

Okay, I’ll admit that I did crack a smile when they showed Debbie Phelps having a “Chico’s kind of day.”

Ben In A Wig

Some bitch once told me that Ben Affleck isn’t a stranger to wearing fake hair, so his head is probably right at home with this Jesus wig on.

Ben sort of looks like this one hot homeless dude in my neighborhood who always looks at me with lusty eyes. It’s probably just a combination of him being stoned and me being delusional. I swear, if Hot Homeless Dude had a sign one day that read, “Will hit it for food,” I’d immediately take him up on his offer. Who cares if his super scabies would probably set up camp on my ass cheeks! That’s what the free clinic is for.

Ben wore this shit on his head for a movie called “Extract” with Jason Bateman. Is that shit low-budget? They couldn’t even afford to throw that polyster mop into a tub of RIT, so it matches his beard? Anyway, here’s a few more pics of Ben looking dick cheese fresh on the set in Los Angeles yesterday.

I’m Sure Disney Is Already Working On It

In an interview with the Associated Press, Matt Damon doesn’t hold back when talking about Sarah Palin. Matt called the Palin pick a “disaster,” and that there’s a good chance she will become President which is a “scary thing.” Matt also doesn’t understand why more people aren’t talking about it. Um…does he ever go on the internet?

Matt went on to say that the whole thing is a really bad Disney movie. He said, “The hockey mom, you know, ‘Oh, I’m just a hockey mom’… and she’s facing down Vladimir Putin… It’s totally absurd… It’s a really terrifying possibility.”

Come on, Matt! What do you take Disney for? It’s probably already in development under the working title “President Mommy.” Megan Mullally already passed on it, so they are talking to Geena Davis. I can already see the poster. Geena Davis is holding a soccer ball in front of the White House while her kids are pulling at her skirt and her husband (played by Rick Moranis) is rolls his eyes at her. Vladimir Putin can play himself. It’ll be a hit!