Category: Tide Pods
An Edible Whiskey Capsule Exists Because Why Not?
Have you always thought that drinking whiskey is great, but you waste so much time by having to lift a glass, swallow the whiskey, and then repeat? Well, whiskey company Glenlivet has found a way to make the exhausting task of drinking whiskey even easier: Tide Pods. Well not actual Tide Pods. We already know those are a great way to get fucked up. These are seaweed-made biodegradable capsules that are filled with whiskey, because you know, fuck whiskey glasses!
The Future Of Laundry Looks A Lot Like A Box Of Franzia
The folks at Tide may finally be recovering from young dipshits thinking their pods were edible. But I guess when they decided to rebrand their containers, they looked to the boxed wine they guzzled each night after a day of lecturing teens on why it isn’t great to eat laundry detergent.
Tide is hopping on the environmental train by coming out with a new eco-friendly container. Sure, it’s going to help the world be a better place and you’ll definitely never see a sad video of a turtle with a Tide jug up its nose. However, this also looks like a colorful Bota Box from the Trader Joe’s wine aisle.
In “I Believe That Children Are The Future” News, Teenagers Are Eating Tide Laundry Pods
It’s understandable that a toddler might chow down on one of those Tide laundry pods. They’re colorful and squishy. Senior citizens with dementia are understandable, too (unfortunately there’s been deaths). But the news cycle this week was rife with panicky tales of high schoolers becoming deathly ill from eating them to fulfill a YouTube challenge. They ARE candy colorful, sure, and a challenge is a challenge but WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Finally, old people angrily shaking their walkers at “these goddamn kids” makes perfect sense.