Travis Barker Got Kourtney Kardashian A Giant Mess Of Flowers For Her Birthday

Today is Kourtney Kardashian‘s 42nd birthday, and her current piece, Travis Barker, 45, surprised her yesterday with gigantic displays of her favorite tulips and gardenias that look like Sigmund the Sea Monster went full Chia Pet after ransacking the garden aisle at Home Depot and stealing the crib mobiles of a dozen babies headed for a career in horticulture.

I’m sure Kourtney was more appreciative of the grand gesture than this description may suggest, but tastefully restrained aesthetics aren’t really Travis’s thing, as we already know from the frothing volcanic ink splooge that covers his body; including his latest excellent choice of Kourtney’s name on a delicate parcel of chesticle, because tattoed names of your current fuckpiece always work out well.

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