Category: Swinging
Swinger Thomas Middleditch And His Wife Mollie Gates Are Getting Divorced
Last summer Thomas Middleditch of the show Silicon Valley did a very wise thing and publicly declared that swinging saved his marriage to costume designer Mollie Gates. In an interview with Playboy, Thomas spit paragraphs, explaining how after they got married he informed Mollie that they needed to get “non-traditional” because he felt sexually repressed, and “instead of saying “Fuck you, I’m out,” she was like, “Let’s figure this out”. So together, they joined “the lifestyle” (his words).
Well, shocker of all shockers, it looks like Thomas spoke too soon! After just under five years of marriage, Mollie finally said “Fuck you, I’m out”, and filed for divorce on the grounds of irreconcilable differences. The difference being Thomas likes to kiss (other ladies) and tell (everybody). She’s asking for spousal support, and a source (sexy Mary Anne from two cul-de-sacs over), told People “they still care deeply for each other and will move forward as friends.”
Thomas Middleditch Says That Swinging Has Saved His Marriage
I guess it’s really true that you shouldn’t judge a book by its bland, nerdy cover. Because if you told me to take a look at Thomas Middleditch from Silicon Valley and guess what he’s into sex-wise, I’d say that he’s into whatever position that allows him to continue to play his video games while keeping his shirt on. But according to Thomas, he’s a non-traditional kind of fuck freak whose peen gets the yawns from visiting one cooch. Thomas has come out as a swinger in an interview with Playboy and says that it has saved his marriage. Everything I know about hetero-swinging I learned from HBO’s Real Sex in the 90s, so I’m picturing 37-year-old Thomas Middleditch in nothing but a black leather vest banging some middle-aged midwestern housewife named Nancy while his wife sexes on Nancy’s mullet-wearing husband Bill under some colored strobe lights as Pump Up The Jam plays in the background.