Summer Is Over, Or So Says Starbucks. Pumpkin Spice Lattes Have Arrived Early This Year

Even though the sun is still shining and the calendar clearly says “August”, Starbucks has gone ahead and made it officially fall by launching Pumpkin Spice Lattes earlier than usual. As of today, you can put on your legs in Uggs and leggings, and walk them down to your local Starbucks and ask for as many pumps of liquid gold as you can handle.

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Starbucks Is Ditching Those Green Plastic Straws

Good weaves may come and go, but a green straw to slurp down a Trenta Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks has been a major constant in the life of Britney Spears. But now Big Coffee is trying to take it away! What’s she supposed to do now? Huff her morning Frapp? Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Continue reading

Starbucks Is Coming To Yosemite, And People Are Steamed

If you always thought those lame-ass family vacations to Yosemite National Park would have been improved tenfold with a unicorn latte while gazing out at the granite cliffs of El Capitan, you’re in luck! Starbucks looks like it could be bringing its heathen cups to the national park and many aren’t happy. There’s now a petition to halt the first latte from getting poured. I guess Yosemite fans prefer a Dunkaccino? Continue reading