Star Jones is back to work! Well, for one night anyway. Star was let go from Court TV gig last month, but she will be on stage tonight talking about her vagina. What did we do to deserve this? She will take part in “The Vagina Monologues” in DC tonight. It’s for charity, because Star has such a giving heart. Her skit is called “Short Skirt.” That sounds like something Gay Al sings to himself in the mirror while trying on Star’s dresses. Actually, I think he sings that Apple Bottom jeans song.
I do not need to know about Star’s vagina. I want to hear about Gay Al’s though. I’m sure it smells like lavender, gardenias with a splash of cinnamon. It’s spicy like that.
TruTV (used to be Court TV) has shut down The Star Jones Show. The show debuted in August of last year. The network said it was a mutual decision and that Star would continue to serve as a legal expert for the network. She’s not a lawyer anymore!
That Star can’t hold down a job, now can she? That means Gay Al better dust the jizz from his ass and get to work pronto. What the hell does he do anyway? He can go-go dance at Splash in Chelsea at night and work the day shift at Banana Republic. They love the gays.
Star is one step closer to doing reality tv……….Dancing with the Stars here she comes!
Notice that Xenu (below) and Star have the same exact face. Have they ever been in a room together? Gay Al is totally checking a dude out in that pic above.
What the hell is this?! A three-headed H.A.M monster?! I don't even know where to start with this. Vivica Fox should bring Star and Al with her wherever she goes, because they make her look positively gorgeous.
I think Gay Al's eyebrows burned off from having to look at Star every single day. The gay guilt is killing him.
A Detroit non-profit group called Full and Fabulous is pissed at Star Jones after she never showed up to one of their events after she promised she would.
The organization helps big girls cope with peer pressure.
The group claims Star demanded first-class airfare, a suite at a 5-star hotel and $30,000 cash for the one appearance.
Star used the plane ticket to party in Detroit for the Super Bowl, but she never showed up to the event!
Star's rep claims the group never paid up and so she had to cancel. Her spokeswhore said, "Ms. Jones' lecture agency William Morris was contacted on April 18, 2005 to have her speak at an Expo on February 4, 2006 for $25,000. Per the accepted terms of the deal a deposit was to be issued by the organizers on July 4, 2005 with the balance being submitted 48 hours prior to the scheduled travel date. However, the balance was never provided and after countless attempts to save the date; the William Morris Agency had no other choice but to cancel the date and advise the booking agency that they were in breach of contract."
First of all, why the hell did that group ask Star's fugly ass to speak at their event. A woman who went through God knows how many surgeries to change her appearance and figure. They want a woman like that to speak to girls about self-esteem?
Maybe they were using Star's fugly ass to scare the girls into being ok with themselves. Reverse psychology!
It's a mother alien trying to devour her gay child! Frightening! Unfortunately, this is not a costume, but I'm sure Gay Al and Star Jones still won scariest costume. Here they are partying it up in Miami last night and by partying it up I mean Gay Al stuck around for photo-ops and then headed for the bath houses.
I love how he's listening to his iPod while hanging out with Star. He probably doesn't like that straight shit they are playing. I bet you anything he's listening to the Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men." Look at his face! He's singing the lyrics in his head.
Star Jones and Gay Al completely mystify me. How the hell are they keeping this charade up? Are they for real and the joke is on us. I just don't know how they do it. They seriously need to go down in the record books or something. I mean Star has more sexual chemistry with that mutt she's holding!
Look at Gay Al! You know he would rather be tea-partying on Fire Island not in the Hamptons! He's totally singing that Pebbles song in his head to keep him entertained around the straights "Girlfriend, how could you let him treat you so bad? Ohhh…girlfriend…..you know you was the best he ever had…"
If these pictures came to life you would totally see him rocking back and forth to that song in his head. God love them.
