Category: Miss Me With That Soap Dish
Open Post: Hosted By Yvette Nicole Brown’s Discovery That Matthew McConaughey Smells Like Granola
Since we can’t seem to go very long without hearing about more of Hollywood’s derelict showering habits, today’s Open Post is a continuation of that theme, but also a bit of a pleasant surprise for a change, as long as you’re a fan of toasted oats, honey and maybe a few raisins here and there. What? Yvette Nicole Brown is here to share that when she and Matthew McConaughey worked on 2008’s Tropic Thunder together, she’d made the pleasant and unexpected discovery that his deodorant-free self was not at all at Brad Pitt levels of nose-assaulting roadkill decomposition, and he actually smelled more like granola, of all things. Finally, some good news on the hygiene front!
Joe Keery Of “Stranger Things” And His Glorious Mane Of Hair Belong To The Great Unwashed
Joe Keery, the 29-year-old actor who is best known for playing Steve in Stranger Things, has joined the growing number of hygiene-challenged humans in Hollywood. Joe tells GQ that the secret to his “Ferris Bueller’s secret smashup with George Michael behind a Vidal Sassoon salon in 1986 after the ninth and final take for the ‘Danke Schön’ scene” hairstyle is that he never ever washes it and barely even touches it.