Category: Lynne Spears
God Is At Work, People
December 21, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Lynne Spears parenting book is back on track, but the Christian publisher issued a statement saying it wasn't a parenting book. Thomas Nelson said this:
"From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears' book is a parenting book. I'm sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it is simply not true. Lynne's memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some who aspire to it. It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities."
"We believe in redemption. Therefore, we are standing with Lynne and her family during this difficult time. Though the book has been delayed, we believe God is at work. The story is still being written, and we are confident in His ability to turn ashes into beauty" (Isaiah 61:3)."
Actually Thomas Nelson, God is on coffee break with all of us laughing at this whole Spears drama. You should join us sometime. Bring biscotti.
Source: The Insider
Brit’s Supposed To Be The Only Fuck-Up In The Family
December 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jamie Lynn Spears is supposed to be the classy and elegant Spears, but getting knocked up has apparently ruined her mother's hopes of having a perfect showbiz daughter. Sources tell MSNBC's The Scoop that Lynne is freaking out.
The source said, “Jamie Lynn was this family’s big hope. With Britney, one minute you’re in, the next you’re out. Brit had been supporting her family for years, and now all eyes were on Jamie Lynn.”
“And, what’s worse for the Spears’ is Britney doesn’t want to be a part of that Spears gravy train any more. That’s part of why Britney is freaking right now. With Jamie Lynn to focus on, she was now the family’s focus and in the end, the one they could profit from.”
That's right Britney. How are you going to top this one? She better go out and light her vagina on fire or something.
Lynne was apparently worried about Jamie Lynn's relationship with the father, Casey Aldridge, and that it was moving to fast. Jamie began dating Casey when she was just 13 and he was 16.
The source also said that Jamie Lynn is probably not going back to her show "Zoey 101" when filming is supposed to begin next month. DUH! How are they going to explain that one? "Oh, Zoey developed a thyroid condition and got really fat."
Image: Wenn
DUH: Lynne’s Parenting Book On Hold
December 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Lynne Spears' book on parenting has been "put on hold" indefinitely. The Christian publishing house that was supposed to put the book out this Spring told People Magazine, "The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled. We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that."
Why postpone it? Just retool it a little bit. All it needs is a title change. Lynne should just write it as normal, but instead of using the title "Lynne Spears' Book On Parenting," they should name it "How NOT To Raise A Child" by Lynne Spears. See how easy that was!
PageSix.com reports that Lynne and Jamie Lynn were in NYC on Monday catching the film "Juno" about teen pregnancy. See, JL is already a great parent. She's doing research!