Pope Francis And Kim Davis Aren’t BFFs After All

A few days ago, bootleg Duggar and gay marriage hater Kim Davis was like:

“Big Papa Frankie – he lets me call him that – asked me out weeks ago and we had a beautiful long date and he told me he loved me, showered me with gifts and promised me that we’d be in each other’s hearts forever.”

Today, Pope Francis was like:

“Errr, yeah, we went out, but after 5 minutes, I acted like I had to go to the bathroom and left while blocking her number on my phone.”

We’ve all been there.

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