Category: Levi Johnston
Still NO Peen
A few months ago, Playgirl went web-only, because it’s easier for dudes to click a mouse than turn a page while masturbating. But they roared up printer again just for Levi. The magazine promises all nude “pix,” but just like the (NSFWish) internet spread you’re still not getting peen. Not even a tip. We get a handful of pit muff. You can develop a case of blue eyeballs all over again! However, I will give Levi a few nipple pinches for his “Someday I Will Be Senator” pose and bronzerface.
And in case you missed it, here’s the picture of Sarah Palin and her Alaskan telepalmpter at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee over the weekend. The note on her hand does not say, “Pick up Levi’s Playgirl.” It says: “Energy“, “Tax” and “Lift American Spirits.” Sarah learned that trick from Piper obviously.
Honestly, who cares. The President uses a teleprompter, Sarah Palin uses a 4th grade cheat trick, and Michelle Obama stores all of her speeches in her intergalactic eyebrows of the universe. We all have our ways.
But you know what we really should be ranting and raving about?! The fact that there was a Gaylord tea party this weekend without oiled-up go-go dancers in spandex, poppers and the presence of Gay Al Reynolds. That is the REAL travesty.
And He’s Nekkid…..
And now your loins can exhale, because Levi Johnston’s Playgay spread has made its way onto their website. Levi already said that he’s not going to drop his Alaskan meat on our foreheads, but he does give us some pubes and full nalgas. Levi’s built like a soft-serve cone and his nalgas aren’t going to win contests anytime soon, but my no-no isn’t going to bitch or moan. It takes what it can get.
I’ll stop, so that you can get to the goods already after the jump. By the way, this is not PORN. It’s in black and white, so that mean this is high-art. Just tell yourself that while you pinch at your nipples and flick your taint. Also, his Bristol tattoo really adds the touch of elegance this phoot really needed.
UPDATE: Images removed per request, but you can skip on over to Playgirl and drop a few coins to see the nekkidness.