Jodie Foster Will Star In Season 4 Of “True Detective”

Back when season three of True Detective was announced I likened True Dick to a lover who came on strong then ghosted me for a year only to come crawling back talking about “baby, I’ve changed” so I gave it a second chance and got burned. Badly. Like last gasp Vince Vaughn not even Colin Farrel can save this bad. Then the bitch came sniffing around again a couple of years later and to my surprise was looking GOOT! Like Mahershala Ali before he ever saw the script for Green Book good. So I caved and gave it another chance to break my heart when they invited Stephen Dorf and a bevy of tragic wigs into our bed. So I’d be a fucking fool to entertain the thought of letting the recently announced fourth season of True Detective get anywhere near my knickers again. But according to Deadline, Jodie Foster has been cast as the new lead. And I’ve never had a woman before so…

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