All I was hoping for from Season 2 of Netflix’s hit regency era romance series Bridgerton was more butt cheeks. And it delivered! And although this season they were Jonathan Bailey’s cakes instead of Regé-Jean Page’s Duke of Hastings pudding, they made me horny all the same. However, according to USA Today, viewers of S2 have been disappointed in the relative lack of carnality that stimulated S1. To which Johnathan says, you horn-dogs ever heard of edging?
Since Regé-Jean Page’s buttcheeks won’t even get out of bed for $50,000 per episode, season two of Shonda Rhimes’ Netflix hit Bridgerton contains exactly zero scoops of The Duke of Hastings’ pudding. Instead, the second season will focus on Lord Anthony Bridgerton’s butt, or bar(r)ing that, his wet torso at the very least. Jonathan Bailey’s Anthony Bridgerton returns as Netflix’s most eligible bachelor if we don’t count* Kanye or Shake from Love is Blind 2. *we don’t