Janice Dickinson was on "Today" this morning where she defended Jennifer Love Hewitt, but called Tyra Banks fat. Al Roker asked Janice what she thought about the recent pictures of JLove in a bikini.

 

Janice said,  "Jennifer Love Hewitt is a healthy, not emaciated woman. She is a healthy girl. These are unflattering camera angles on her. You want to see someone fat, I'm sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat."

 

Al Roker calls her on it and Janice backs up by saying, "I'm kidding. I love Miss Banks."

 

Get this woman on The Tyra Banks Show STAT! I'd love to see Tyra and her fat ass battle it out with Janice's rubber face. Tyra can use her big ass to slap the botox out of Janice's mug.

 

Seriously though, Tyra will probably spend the next few months on her show talking about Janice's stupid remark.

 

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Janice Dickinson is part of the cast of UK's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here." We had that reality show here in the States once, but it bombed. The show features has-beens and no-names thrown into the jungle and forced to compete against each other.

 

Janice was apparently the first celebrity to lose her mind. She threatened to eat the breasts of another contestant, Lynne Franks. She also wanted to steal her bed.

 

She said, "I'm going to stab her in the middle of the night and take hers. You think I'm kidding? I'll eat her tits. I'll fry up those big old boobs."

 

Janice is not lying. Lynne is said to be the inspiration for Edina of "Absolutely Fabulous."  

 

Janice without make-up in the jungle?! That's like Fear Factor for the other contestants. Waking up to that mug would be like waking up to malnourished iguana.

 

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Janice Dickinson better watch it with that straw. Her face can't take that kind of trauma. If she sucks any harder, her face will get sucked into that cup and Brit Brit will come along and drink it.

 

Here's this natural beauty shopping on Robertson yesterday. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sanjaya Malakar and Janice Dickinson have finally been reunited! They honestly look like mother and daughter. You can pick which one is which. The only thing Sanjaya is missing is a dip in the orange sauce and he'd be complete!

 

I will say Janice doesn't look completely like a creature from the plastic lagoon in these pictures. Don't get me wrong she's still all shades of fug, but not totally unfortunate? 

 

Here's Janice and Sangina at the Fox Reality Awards last night.  

 

 

 

 

 

Janice Dickinson brought her models out to protest for Peta and against fur. She stripped to her undies while some of her models stripped completely.

Janice said, "By showing some of our skin, we hope to help save animals' skins." Were her reality show cameras there?

 

 

That male model seriously needs to look into getting a gym pass. I mean, I'm not one to talk, but he's a model!

 

 

 

 

Not any member of the male species should wear a cut-off, midriff baring t-shirt. My dog is gayer than a pink carnation and he wouldn't even wear that shit! Janice Dickinson made one of her models wear this crap to the premiere of "Superbad" last night. He might as well have worn a shirt saying "I'll Eat Caca For Janice" because he would. I mean I'd rather eat my own caca then wear that damn shirt out in public!

 

I got to hand it to Janice. She's not too proud to beg for a little publicity!