Category: Hard Pass

Open Post: Hosted By Heidi Montag’s Christian Pop Song

August 21, 2019 / Posted by:

There are a lot of choices for spiritual guidance: the writings of┬áJackie Collins, listening to the words of Pope Francis, and of course Heidi Montag‘s newest auto-tuned christian shit song “Glitter and Glory“. I know you probably read that as “Litter and Whory.”

Seriously, though, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt actually do sum up where the universe seems to be getting its moral compass from. So sure, Heidi Montag as a christian singer, fine. Makes sense!

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