People Are Throwing Their Babies At Giuliana & Bill

Giuliana Rancic, Gaycrest’s fake arch rival on E! and the star of that Giuliana & Bill show, and her husband have openly talked about how they have tried every which way to make a baby including IVF and dousing their bodies in a mixture of Lil Wayne’s sperm and Michelle Duggar’s amniotic fluid. And on The View a while ago, Whoopi Goldberg said that if Giuliana is so desperate to conceive she should try adding a few chunks to her Science Class Skeleton body. Giuliana bit back and said that she did gain 7 pounds, thankyouverymuch. And now, Giuliana and Bill tell UsWeekly that they are trying to have a baby again.

Giuliana was able to get pregnant earlier this year with the help of IVF, but she suffered a miscarriage shortly after. Giuliana and Bill are once again hoping that IVF will gift them with a slobbering fart blob and this time they aren’t fucking around. Giuliana says that she gets up to 63 IVF shots a month, “Sometimes I have to get injections 21 days in a row, three times a day. It’s a lot. But you’ve got to do it.” And as Giuliana sticks a needle in her skin, somewhere a 13-year-old girl pops out a set of twins in the back of a Datsun and decides to name them Ke$ha and Antonia Dodson (MTV is there).

Giuliana says that if loading her eggs up with IVF doesn’t work, she’s open to adopting a baby or using a surrogate but she’s not ready to go there yet. But when she is ready, she’ll have dozens of wombs to choose from, because she says “we’ve gotten probably 40 women who have offered to be surrogates. And the other day I got an email saying, ‘My niece is having a baby, and she’s giving it up for adoption and we’d like to give it up to you.”

That is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. Giuliana and Bill have fans?!

Ladies Love The Bieb

Justin Bieber, BabyTV’s answer to The L-Word, makes it known how much he loves cuddling up to fine honeys. Justin is always saying how his Pull-Ups get tight whenever he’s around Beyonce or Rihanna. Well, he must have be in heaven at last night’s Kids’ Choice Awards, because the ladies flocked to him like Rojo Caliente to a sale on table saws at Home Depot.

Justin got to a spend a little time with such fine ladies as Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Shaun White, Jasmine V and Tina Fey. Like overdosing on candy! I bet one of Justin’s baby teeth fell out last night.